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Grindz™ is an all-natural, food-safe grinder cleaner that removes coffee oils, residue, and odors from grinder burrs and chambers—extending the life and flavor quality of your equipment.

Crafted in Japan from heat-resistant glass, the Kalita Wave Glass Server is the perfect companion for your Kalita dripper—offering a clean, stylish way to brew and serve up to 500ml of coffee.

Crafted in Japan from durable stainless steel, this iconic 2–4 cup dripper uses Kalita's wave filters to stabilize temperature and reduce side-channeling for clean, balanced brews.

A 100-pack of bleached paper filters designed for the Kalita Wave 185 Dripper. These flat-bottom filters feature signature rippled sides to promote even airflow and extraction.

The Hario V60-02 Ceramic Dripper brings elegance and precision to pour-over brewing. Its cone shape, spiral ribs, and large drain hole encourage full extraction for bright, flavorful coffee.

The iconic Hario V60-02 is a globally recognized pour-over dripper, designed with a 60° cone angle, spiral ridges, and a wide exit hole to enhance extraction and deliver clarity in every cup.

Crafted in Japan from durable stainless steel, this iconic 2–4 cup dripper uses Kalita's wave filters to stabilize temperature and reduce side-channeling for clean, balanced brews.

With its signature beehive shape and precision spout, the Hario Buono Kettle delivers elegant control for pour-over brewing. Its slender gooseneck spout ensures a slow, steady pour—essential for perfect extraction.

With its signature beehive shape and precision spout, the Hario Buono Kettle delivers elegant control for pour-over brewing. Its slender gooseneck spout ensures a slow, steady pour—essential for perfect extraction.

Crafted from durable, heatproof glass, this decanter supports every step of your brew process—from water heating to coffee pouring—while staying neutral to taste and aroma.

Crafted from thick, heatproof glass, this 600 ml Hario server is designed to pair seamlessly with V60 brewers—doubling as a stylish and practical serving vessel.

The ESPRO P5 brings a new level of refinement to French press brewing, featuring a patent-pending Safety Lock™, 40% thicker German glass, and a double micro-filter for grit-free, full-bodied coffee.

Combining the beauty of a traditional French press with cutting-edge innovation, the ESPRO P3 brews a grit-free, full-bodied cup thanks to its patented double micro-filter and ultra-durable German glass.

Combining the richness of immersion brewing with the clarity of filtered coffee, the Clever Dripper offers a clean, full-bodied cup with no sediment and no fuss.

Crafted for clarity and richness, Chemex Bonded Filters regulate flow for balanced extraction—removing oils, fine sediment, and bitterness to reveal the true flavor of your coffee.

Engineered for baristas, Cafiza delivers deep cleaning power with balanced foam and excellent solubility ensuring thorough rinsing and zero buildup.

Compact and precise, the AeroPress uses total immersion and paper filtration to craft a smooth, clean cup in just 90 seconds

perfect for home or travel.

Clean and crisp with every press—these micro filters deliver clarity and brightness, letting delicate coffee notes shine without a trace of grit.